Name: Righteous Kill (2008)
01. Underdog was a junkie.
02. Roses are red and voilets are blue.
03. NYPD cops can have 150 years of experiance between the both of them.
04. It weren’t Heat. It was at least better than 88 Minutes.
05. When your master plan goes awry, rape your friend’s hot girlfriend.
06. Russians are freaking resilient.
07. Climactic showdowns between DeNiro and Pacino are far more exciting the less they talk.
08. Baseball makes it all ok.
09. Black people like them gold teeth.
10. It takes ten bullets to take down a big black guy.
11. 50 cent could fly.
12. Deniro is the fastest man on the face of the Earth.
13. Sex scenes with Robert DeNiro should be avoided at all costs.
14. Hot female laywers enjoy snorting coke in the men’s bathroom in front of cops.
15. Rob Dydrek is a skateboarding pimp.
16. Rough sex with Carla Gugino is worth the ticket price.
17. Donnie Wahlberg plays the same same cop in every in movie or TV show. (See Saw 2, Boomtown and The Kill Point)
18. 50 Cent, aparently, is trying to be considered as a serious actor… I’m sorry… Curtis Jackson.
19. Never put DeNiro in a grey sweatsuit for the final act of a movie.
20. When viewing close-ups of DeNiro and Pacino, it appears that their faces are melting.
21. 50 Cent doesn’t much care for Jodie Foster.
22. Sometimes you just need to pop a few shots at John Leguizamo for no good reason.
23. 99% of us are just riding to somehwere or going shopping! Cops and crooks are the only ones really paying attention to what’s going on around them.
24. Some people respect a badge, everyone respects a gun.
25. Older respectable actors should quit while they are ahead.
26. Buy Dell computers.
27. Buy Heinz tomato ketchup.
28. Drink Pepsi.
29. Rooster still thinks that it is possible to get booked as a guest on Geraldo, despite the fact that it has been off the air for a decade.
30. If one of your detectives is suspected of raping another, don’t hold it against them. In fact, call him up and see how he’s doing.
31. Always treat the mother of a murdered daughter like compost after presenting her to your fellow detectives.