Name: Horrible Bosses (2011)
Important things i’ve learned while watching this:
01. The Prius is not good for street racing.
02. For white people, common sense is found in the seediest bar in town.
03. You don’t give a guy 5,000 $ just because he’s black.
04. It’s relatively easy to bang Jennifer Aniston.
05. When it comes to video piracy, “they take that $hit seriously”
06. Despite what some may think, the human butthole DOES have DNA.
07. Indians can block the engine of your Prius if you report a crime.
08. 18-year old scotch once poured into a glass can never be poured back into the bottle.
09. Peeing at an empty playground at 3am can put you on the Sex Offender registry.
10. Alfred Hitchcock and Danny Devito once made a classic movie.
11. You can’t win a marathon without putting band-aids on our nipples.