Name: Jack and Jill (2011)
Imdb page: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0810913/
Rotten Tomatoes page: http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/jack_and_jill_2011/
Things i’d would rather do than watch this flick:
01. Impale myself on a blunt knife.
02. Get raped in prison by a large black man named Stuart.
03. Listen Fran Drescher for six hours.
04. Read a dictionary.
05. Allow Tom Cruise to convince me how great scientology is.
06. Watch a turkey defrost.
07. Get bamboo shoots shoved under my fingernails.
08. Watch season 2 of Heroes.
09. Listen to Paris Hilton’s album.
10. Repeat 1st Grade 80 times.
11. Get a lapdance from Richard Simmons.
12. Watch a Richard Gere movie.
13. Operate on myself with nothing but a spoon and a match.
14. Take a road trip in a Yugo.
15. Write a list of things I’d rather do than watch “Jack and Jill” movie.