How big is Liam Neeson’s ****.. i mean, magic wand? #1

01. Liam  Neeson’s **** is so big, that when Hollywood approached Peter Jackson about filming a biopic about a group of adventurer’s journey from one end of it to the other, he declined saying “I don’t think anyone would watch a movie with that much walking in it.”
02. Liam Neeson’s **** is so big,  he once gave Cameron Diaz a lifetime supply of hair gel.
03. Liam Neeson’s **** is so big, China can’t censor online pictures of it.
04. Liam Neeson’s **** is so big, that he once went for a swim in Loch Ness and now everything’s gotten way out of hand.
05. Liam Neeson’s **** is so big, its where Waldos been hiding all these years.
06. Liam Neeson’s **** is so big, whenever he drives past a male prison all the inmates simultaneously drop their soap.
07. Liam Neeson’s **** is so big, Super Mario has tried to escape from it since the 80’s.
08. Liam Neeson’s **** is so big, he had an uncredited cameo in “From Dusk til Dawn” as the snake wrapped around Salma Hayek’s neck during the dance scene.
09. Liam Neeson’s **** is so big, that many priests who lose their faith, finds solace in it.
10. Liam Neeson’s **** is so big, Nostradamus saw it in a vision, then immediately began writing down prophecies of the end of the world.
11. Liam Neeson’s **** is so big, that Chewbacca let it win a game of dejarik in fear of getting his arms ripped off.

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One thought on “How big is Liam Neeson’s ****.. i mean, magic wand? #1

  1. Um………. wow. His life must be special.

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