11 important things i’ve learned while watching ‘contagion’

Name: Contagion (2011)

Imdb page: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1598778/

Important things i’ve learned while watching this:

01. Don’t go to casinos.
02. Hostages makes great school teachers.
03. Don’t cheat on your husband or else you will kill millions as patient zero.
04. The average person touches his/her face 2 or 3 thousand times a day.
05. Blogging is not writing. It’s graffiti with punctuation.
06. Bourne is immune.
07. During a pandemic, it is modest and responsible for a high level CDC doctor to risk their own life by testing a potential vaccine on themselves first.
08. A seizure looks way more terrifying than watching out the window as looters shoot the neighbor family in their sleep, and no gun or 911 is available.
09. Never trust Chinese scientists who grew up in remote villages.
10. Kate Winslet could give up her jacket to the freezing diseased guy in the next cot, but couldn’t take turns being out of the freezing water with Leo when that damn boat sank.
11. If you find yourself wide awake staring at the walls at 3 am wondering why you took the job, call Laurence Fishburne.

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2 thoughts on “11 important things i’ve learned while watching ‘contagion’

  1. Matt Stewart says:

    Lol I wish I could call Lawrence Fishburne when I have a problem!

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