10 important things i’ve learned while watching ‘the dark knight’

Name: The Dark Knight (2008)

 

Imdb page: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0468569/

Important things i’ve learned while watching this:

01. When you’re in the Batpod, the laws of physics don’t apply when you smash into garbage trucks.
02. Face paint allows you to take a ridiculous number of blows to the head without passing out.
03. You don’t need a full set of lips for perfect enunciation.
04. The more times you push the button on the detonator, the bigger the explosion.
05. By falling two stories, Batman has gained enough momentum to completely crush a van.
06. Hong Kong has absolutely NO CONTROL of their own airspace.
07. A convict in a ferry can make better life and death choices than ordinary people.
08. Scarecrow evidently has no money to afford a costume.
09. Owning the place makes putting two tables together a lot easier.
10. If you want to kill a public servant, use an American gun.

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